EPIC WIN: Arrested Development Doco Trailer

Firstly, sorry I’ve been gone all day – I had to be out of the house early, had lunch with Dad and, most excintingly, got my video camera! Mmmmm, Sony goodness… Currently charging, look for the biznez to begin later!

Anyways, enough about me, here’s what you came for – there’s a documentary coming soon about Arrested Development, the greatest live-action comedy television has ever seen. Anyone who thinks different, guess what? I just mind-turkeyslapped you. G.O.B. is a better character than if Harry from Harry and the Hendersons took advantage of Alf and he somehow carried however many ‘mesters critters from Melmac take to get to term, and then the baby came out already tattooed. I must see this pronto:

WIN: Bateman and Judge team for Extract

I love Arrested Development. I love Office Space. Jason Bateman is starring in Extract, the new comedy from Mike Judge. Add Ben Affleck being funny, Spidey‘s boss JK Simmons, SNL hottie Kristin Wiig and Capote‘s Clifton Collins Jr. Oh, and Sarah Marshall‘s surprise A-game player Mila Kunis looks to turn in another choice performance… There is no way in hell I won’t love the ever-living heck out of this.

WIN: Tobias Funke’s douche chill

Daddy like leather... I mean, Leather Daddy

Some random Funke wisdom because, you know, I’m afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run if you will, so I’m afraid I have something of a mess on my hands.

There’s so many poorly chosen words in that sentence.

“Even if it means me taking a chubby, I will suck it up!”

“Michael, if I may take off my pants and pull my analrapist stocking over my head, I think George Michael may be suffering from what we in the soft-sciences call Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, or the The O.C. Disorder.”

“I’m afraid that I just blue myself.”

“Ooh, I can taste those meaty, leading man parts in my mouth!”

Of course these are all wonderful, but nothing will ever top the greatest, lamest put-down in the history of oh snaps:

I agree, that one is far too short.