Archive for July 22, 2009

Check yourself before you wreck yourself (by forgetting to carry the two):

I’m cruisin down Multiplication Boulevard
Where learning is fun, you know it isn’t hard!
With a jammin beat, it’s an easy road
So crank up the Rock N Learn and lighten your load!

Congratulations. You are the winner.

walk it out

O….. ok.

Don’t put it in your mouth, until you ask someone you love – that’s right sis!

*shudder*

What the hell, man?! What were adults in the 80s thinking?! I’m 25 now and this scares the hell out of me, why on earth would you give this information to a child?

In fact, we may have discovered a major cause for anorexia among Americans our age.

dont put it in your mouth