WIN: Where The Wild Toys Are

Where The Wild Things Are figures! Super detailed, super amazing!The more of this film I see, the more I can’t wait for director Spike Jones to toy with my emotions for two hours through trickery.

EPIC WIN: Math rap solves gang violence

Prepare to get served, numerically – get your books out and pencils ready. Also, check yourself before you wreck yourself (by forgetting to carry the two):

WIN: Dontcha put it in your mouth

O….. ok. What the hell, man?! What were adults in the 80s thinking?! I’m 25 now and this scares the hell out of me, why on earth would you give this information to a child?

WIN: Giraffes need to learn some fucking respect

Giraffes need a good kick square in the teeth, and if I’d been able to jump the moat, I would’ve been the one to administer it. Yelling curses at critters is insanely fun – eat your heart out Dr Doolittle.

EPIC WIN: Lions have poor aim

So, coming at you live and large from San Diego. This video I took is the best thing you will see today, I swear on all that is holy. I’m so proud of this my balls are glowing with pride.

WIN: Rollerboys looks like the shit

Each time I visit the US, I set myself the goal of trying to track down a super-obscure DVD. This time, I’m pretty sure I have a fair sized challenge laid out for me – I’m trying to find Corey Haim’ Rollerboys

FAIL: Screamo band records cover defining awful

The screamo band Converge covering The Postal Service’s “Such Great Heights”. The Venn diagram of that shit would just be two seperate circles. If by some miracle they found a person who enjoyed Converge, Postal Sevice and covers simultaneously

FAIL: Pope breaks his wrist

POPE Benedict slipped in the bath and broke his wrist but aides said there was no cause for concern about the 82-year-old pontiff’s health. “He slipped in his bath this morning. He was taken to hospital for check-ups.

WIN: Juno and Drew Barrymore celebrate mediocrity

I can’t even be bothered with a synopsis. Guys, watch this if only to see Daniel Stern who appears to have literally been out in the cold looking for work for the last three years. Also, the last line of the trailer is pretty darn gold.

FAIL: $602 for Freddy Got Fingered and Dumb and Dumber

SOME teenagers might rebel by staying out late, but one 16-year-old who stayed home cost his mum $602. Jack Featherston downloaded two movies – Dumb and Dumber and Freddy Got Fingered – to his laptop,