WIN: Ginuwine’s Pony still makes me want to ride it.

Ginuwine. You had one badass big hit and then you went away. Turns out you had a greatest hits, which I don’t think ever made it to Australia.

EPIC WIN: Wanna buy Vinnie Jones’ car?

Vinnie Jones is selling his gorgeous death-black 1972 Chevrollet Camaro z28, possibly the only thing that could appear in a photo with Vinne Jones and appear more ballsy.

FAIL: TomKat arrive

TOM Cruise and Katie Holmes have arrived at Melbourne’s Essendon Airport in their private jet and are believed to be on their way to stay at Crown Casino.

WIN: *SPOILER* I worked out where Lost’s Charlie is going

Because I am an evil genius and nothing escapes me, I’m almost certain I’ve solved the mystery as to where we’ll next be seeing Dominic Monaghan aka LOST’S Charlie Pace.

WIN: What’s in Richard Kelly’s ‘The Box’?

Imagine a box showed up on your doorstep with a big red button. Push that button and you’ll receive a million dollars cash, but someone you don’t know will instantly die… The Box is the new film from Donnie Darko writer/director Richard Kelly, reeling from the superfailure Southland Tales. I adore said failure simply because [...]

WIN: Banksy vs Bristol Museum

Bristol Museum let Banksy take over and it looks like he went crazy, in a good way. As in, he converted the Natural Sciences section into an animatronics nuthouse and painted the House of Parliament staffed by apes.

WIN: Beyonce’s Single Ladies wins Video of the Year

Horns can make or break a record, case in point being Beyonce’s ‘Single Ladies’. That horn line is to die for and combined with the trippy video made for one hell of a hit.

WIN: Salacious Crumb is watching you

Having this statue in your bedroom would not only guarantee you’d never get laid, but I’d imagine you’d not even be able to masturbate without hearing his wicked evil laugh. Go on, try – I’m not looking.

FAIL: The Precious trailer isn’t

Wow. There are films not made for me, and then there’s Precious. This is pretty much what I consider the opposite end of the demographic spectrum to where I am.

WIN: Michael Jackson prison dancers’ tribute

Remember these guys? After ten hours of quick choreography, their new video featuring ‘Ben’, ‘I’ll Be There’ and ‘We Are The World’ has something to say.